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BONUS TRACK: B​.​I​.​S​.​T​.​O.

from 'EY UP! LET'S GO! (2012) by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

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The CD album's original hidden track

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B.I.S.T.O.
(Lyrics: Scott Doonican/Amanda White/Kay Fitzpatrick)


Alan #1:
I like it spicy and hot - I like it thick but runny
I like it in big warm jugs... with all the fat spooned off
I like it moist and meaty - I like it at simmering point
The juices exude from it - I like it with fagots

Scott:
You need B.I.S.T.O.
B.I.S.T.O.
B.I.S.T.O.
B.I.S.T.O.

It is B (Bloomin' tasty)
It is I (In yer cupboard)
Go and S (Shove the kettle on)
And then T (Tip the watter in)
And then O-O-OOOOOHHHH
It is B (Brill with mixed grill)
It is I (In yer meat pie)
Not for S (Southern fairies)
What's for Tea (Tastebuds tingle)
It tastes O-O-OOOOOHHHH

Alan #1:
Come dunk your meatballs
Smother your sausage
Ahhhh Bisto... Ahhhhhh...

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from 'EY UP! LET'S GO! (2012), released March 17, 2012

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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