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Cpl. Kipper's Barnsley Trades Club Turn
(Lyrics: Scott Doonican)

It were a couple of years ago in Tarn
Cpl. Kipper went and got sent darn
And his singing’s never been in style,
But he’s guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you,
The act you've known for all these years…
Cpl. Kipper's Barnsley Trades Club Turn

It's Cpl. Kipper's Barnsley Trades Club Turn
He’s the greatest Karaoke King
Cpl. Kipper's Barnsley Trades Club Turn
You’ll love him ‘cos he loves to sing
Cpl. Kipper's Barnsley,
Cpl. Kipper's Barnsley,
Cpl. Kipper's Barnsley Trades Club Turn

It's champion to sithee
Sit back, enjoy the show
You're such a lovely audience
I love to sing in public,
But if I do I'll breach me ASBO

I dun't really wanna stop the show,
But I thought you might like to know
That some lad’s are gonna sing their songs,
And we want you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you,
The one and only Bar-Steward Sons
With Cpl. Kipper's Barnsley Trades Club Turn

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from Cpl Kipper's Barnsley Trades Club Turn (2020), released October 8, 2020

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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