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The Curious Tale of Danny Rabbit
(Lyrics: Scott Doonican)

Danny Rabbit he went to t’Tarn, a-ha
Danny Rabbit he went to t’Tarn, a-ha
Danny Rabbit he went to t’Tarn
Had ten pints, yeah he necked ‘em darn, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha

Danny Rabbit, well he had a few more, a-ha
Danny Rabbit, well he had a few more, a-ha
Danny Rabbit, well he had a few more
Then went to t’club with the hope that he’d score, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha

Danny Rabbit din’t have a care, a-ha
Danny Rabbit din’t have a care, a-ha
Danny Rabbit din’t have a care
Fell asleep in t’club in t’toilets there, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha

Danny Rabbit got locked in the club, a-ha
Danny Rabbit got locked in the club, a-ha
Danny Rabbit got locked in the club
It was five in the mornin’ when the bugger wok up, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha

Danny Rabbit had a good look rarnd, a-ha
Danny Rabbit had a good look rarnd, a-ha
Danny Rabbit had a good look rarnd
Saw the club was empty
And he got himself a round at the bar, a-ha, a-ha

Danny found a gorilla suit behind the bar
Danny found a gorilla suit behind the bar
Danny found a gorilla suit
Put it on and he looked reight cute, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha

Danny Rabbit brok art of the club, a-ha
Danny Rabbit brok art of the club, a-ha
Danny Rabbit brok art of the club
In a gorilla costume and without a fuss, walked home, six miles, a-ha

Yes, he walked home dressed as a gorilla
And old Danny Rabbit
Never felt a pillock, a-ha a-ha, a-ha

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from Cpl Kipper's Barnsley Trades Club Turn (2020), released October 8, 2020

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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