The Curious Tale of Danny Rabbit
(Lyrics: Scott Doonican)
Danny Rabbit he went to t’Tarn, a-ha
Danny Rabbit he went to t’Tarn, a-ha
Danny Rabbit he went to t’Tarn
Had ten pints, yeah he necked ‘em darn, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
Danny Rabbit, well he had a few more, a-ha
Danny Rabbit, well he had a few more, a-ha
Danny Rabbit, well he had a few more
Then went to t’club with the hope that he’d score, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
Danny Rabbit din’t have a care, a-ha
Danny Rabbit din’t have a care, a-ha
Danny Rabbit din’t have a care
Fell asleep in t’club in t’toilets there, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
Danny Rabbit got locked in the club, a-ha
Danny Rabbit got locked in the club, a-ha
Danny Rabbit got locked in the club
It was five in the mornin’ when the bugger wok up, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
Danny Rabbit had a good look rarnd, a-ha
Danny Rabbit had a good look rarnd, a-ha
Danny Rabbit had a good look rarnd
Saw the club was empty
And he got himself a round at the bar, a-ha, a-ha
Danny found a gorilla suit behind the bar
Danny found a gorilla suit behind the bar
Danny found a gorilla suit
Put it on and he looked reight cute, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
Danny Rabbit brok art of the club, a-ha
Danny Rabbit brok art of the club, a-ha
Danny Rabbit brok art of the club
In a gorilla costume and without a fuss, walked home, six miles, a-ha
Yes, he walked home dressed as a gorilla
And old Danny Rabbit
Never felt a pillock, a-ha a-ha, a-ha
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