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Addicted To t’Pub
Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Amanda White
 
The lights are off, ‘cos you’re not home
Your mind is not your own
You’re off art, with all your mates
That first pint is all it takes
You won’t sleep ‘til gone three
You knock ‘em back, nip for a wee
You’re on your way, that’s guaranteed
Another drink is all you need

We’d like to think that we’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth to say that we can’t get enough,
You know we’re gonna have to face it,
We’re addicted to t’pub

Each pint, starts to impede your brain at different speeds
Your mate says “It’s double’s time”
Two Jaegerbombs and you’ll be fine
You’re now quite blind, you can’t be saved 
A sweaty kebab is all that you crave
Some donner meat at half two
You don’t mind if you do

We’d like to think that we’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth to say that we can’t get enough,
You know we’re gonna have to face it,
We’re addicted to t’pub
 
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to t’pub

Your lights are on, you’ve staggered home
Your legs are not your own
Tomorrow morning will be a farce
When you feel as rough, as a bear’s arse
 
We’d like to think that we’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth to say that we can’t get enough,
You know we’re gonna have to face it,
We’re addicted to t’pub

Might as well face it, you’re addicted t’pub

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from Talk Of The Tarn (2014), released May 25, 2014

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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