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Bag For Life
Lyrics: Scott Doonican
 
We did the Big Shop yesterday…
Ar lass bought loads of stuff  - all nouvelle cuisine
And loads of two for one stuff that we dun’t need
She went crazy on promotions
Our bank account depleted as the trolley piled up
With loads of stuff - chuffing tonnes of stuff
On top I saw at least four free-range chickens
But as we started queuing up
There was shock horror at the check-out
Forgot the Bag for Life
Forgot the Bag for Life

I’m not the type who likes surprises
But she went beserk - wouldn’t let to go
She had a massive strop - and began to moan
She said “Asda saves us millions in prices,
But now we’re forced to pay for plastic carriers
You forgetful chuff - they’re 5 pence a bag
I said 5 PENCE A BAG!” - I said 5 PENCE A BAG!”
And then she starting going nuts
Like World War 3 there at the checkout,  when I…

Forgot the Bag for Life - Forgot the Bag for Life
Forgot the Bag for Life - Forgot the Bag for Life
Forgot the Bag for Life - Forgot the Bag for Life
Was just a Bag for Life - Forgot the Bag for Life
Forgot the Bag for Life

Well I’d had about enough
Of ar lass whinging in me ear because
I forgot the Bag for Life - forgot the Bag for Life

Then she pipes up once again
‘bout the damage I’ve done - now she’s acting all Green
She might as well be telling me in Chinese
“The ice-caps will melt into the oceans
These things will stay in landfill for hundreds of years”
Oh shut up love - I’ve had more than enough
And why the clucking hell d’ya buy four chickens!?”
Well I am quite a patient guy
But I’ve never lost me shit before
Over a Bag for Life - It’s just a Bag for Life
A chuffing Bag for Life - It’s just a Bag for Life
I don’t need the strife - over a Bag for Life
Forgot the Bag for Life - Forgot the Bag for Life
Bag for Life, Bag for life

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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