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Bye Bye Bieber
Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Amanda White
 
If people hate me after what I say
Can’t put it off any longer
I’m just gonna have to say it anyway…
 
You’re the gift that really keeps on giving
When writer’s block kicks in you know you set me free
How lucky for me
Oh, how I’ll miss you when you crash and burn
Sent back to Canada with no hope of return
(Come on, Obama you don’t need the drama now…)
 
Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye (Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye)
Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye (Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye)
 
Punching limo drivers and the paparazzi
If you’re retiring please retire from being a chuff
Enough is enough
And while all the little girls are swooning
Somewhere in Munich, well your monkey’s fuming
(He’s better off without you anyway)
 
Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye (Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye)
Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye (Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye)
 
You think you’re clever throwing eggs at neighbours
You know a mop bucket is no place for a wee 
Bill Clinton agrees
Drink/driving, speeding, smoking marijuana
You spat on fans, at least there’s proof of Karma
(I can’t quite see Anne Frank beliebing now…)
 
Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye (Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye)
Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye (Bye Bye Bieber, Bieber Bye Bye)

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from Talk Of The Tarn (2014), released May 25, 2014

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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