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Crappy Flowers
Lyrics: Chris Sammon / Scott Doonican
 
I bought crappy flowers again
I know you won't be happy, said I'd be back at 10
But they're crappy, wilted with brown leaves
But what did I expect from a garage at half past three?
 
A drunken mishap, crawling through the cat-flap
Can't get in 'cos me door key's lost
If you wake I lose, ‘cos I reek of booze  
Stomp down stairs… boy, do you look cross
 
Not a good place to be - best believe it
I've never heard such language
But it's always chuffin’ happ’nin’ to me
Best believe it oh no
Still I bought you crappy flowers again - oh no, oh no-no-no
 
Had another neet art with me mates
Even though the last time, you started throwing plates
And they tell me, that I should be a man
But it's harder than it looks, now you’ve moved on to frying pans
 
So I sneak in through the kitchen, and I lie down on the sofa
Need the loo - I've had too much to sup
Then in one eureka moment comes a flash of inspiration
Nip to t’Tesco before you wek up
 
Not a good place to be - best believe it
You’re ranting and you’re raving
But it's always bloomin’ happening to me
Best believe it oh no
Still I bought you crappy flowers again - oh no, oh no-no-no
 
Not a good place to be - best believe it
Now I’m sleeping in the box-room
And it's always bloomin’ happening to me
Best believe it oh no
Shouldn’ta bothered with the flowers again
Best believe it, best believe it
Crappy flowers again

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from T'South 0 - Tarn 4 (2016), released May 11, 2016

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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