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Crazy Crazy Golf
Lyrics: Alan Doonican #2 / Scott Doonican / Amanda White
 
The pros all act, as if I’ve got the plague
But balls to them, won’t give them time of day
No need for a driver, it’s not pitch and putt
Just give me loose change to the man in the hut
No need for a caddy, I do it me sen
Its okay fo’ t’lasses to play with the men

Cos its crazy, crazy, crazy crazy golf
Yes  its crazy, crazy, crazy crazy golf

I’m never going to end up in the rough
Dun’t need daft kecks or a gret big bag of clubs
I'm out of that tunnel and onto the green
Ricocheting abart like a pinball machine
I’m dodging that windmill, producing the goods
Me ball’s been in more holes, than Tiger Woods

Cos it’s crazy, crazy, crazy crazy golf
Yes it’s crazy, crazy, crazy crazy golf

Snobby pros try and tell me, that I don't belong
But they're only jealous, their games take so long!
I’m already finished and within the pub’s walls
While they're still getting rained on and dropping their balls

Cos its crazy, crazy, crazy crazy golf
Yes  its crazy, crazy, crazy crazy golf
Cos its crazy, crazy, crazy crazy golf
Yes  its crazy, crazy, crazy crazy golf

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from T'South 0 - Tarn 4 (2016), released May 11, 2016

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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