Friday I'm In t'Pub

from The Tarn Machine (2015) [includes video-stream access to the album performed live] by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

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Friday I’m In t’Pub
Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Amanda White

I can’t wait till Monday’s through
Tuesday’s shite and Wednesday’s too
Thursday: 9 till 5 can screw!
It’s Friday, I’m in t’pub

Monday mornings crush my soul
Tuesday, Wednesday no rock n roll
Thursdays: time to take control
‘cos it’s Friday: time for t’pub

Saturday’s great, but on Sunday you can’t stop out late
On Friday nights, I’m with me mates

The weekend’s ovver, Monday’s back
Tuesday, Wednesday same old cack
Thursday’s soul like coal is black
But by Friday I'm in t’pub

Monday messes with me head
Tuesdays, Wednesdays I see red
On Thursday I know what’s ahead
It’s Friday and I’m in t’pub

Saturday’s great, but Sundays I would underrate
One of five nights I love to hate

A word to the wise, it’s no great surprise
To find that perfection is pint sized
Going out rarnd Tarn without a care or a frown
Line ‘em up and then neck ‘em down

And yer future looks bright, it could never be shite
To wash out the week, with a well earned pint
You can never sup enough, enough of this stuff
It’s Friday! I'm in t’pub

I don’t care for Monday morn
Tuesday, Wednesday feel forlorn
I’m taking Thursday by the horns
On Friday, darn to t’pub

Monday you can bugger off
Tuesdays, Wednesdays, write ‘em off
Thursday’s just not good enough
‘cos on Friday I'm in t’pub

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from The Tarn Machine (2015) [includes video-stream access to the album performed live], released June 1, 2015

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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