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Get ‘em Art Of The Pub
Lyrics: Scott Doonican
 
I went art to the pub last night
And I looked around and thought,
You know there’s summat not right
There was a time when you could come here and sup
But now I just get wound-up - It can’t be me, no enough is enough…
 
They race up and down round the bar
I can’t be diplomatic ‘cos they’ve took it too far
Your mam n dad may think that you’re number one
But kids should not be in pubs - get yer kids reight art of here
 
That’s all I really want, in the pub
When me working day is done
I dun’t need kids all ovver the pub
No kids, get ‘em art of the pub
 
Kids… don’t want ‘em – get ‘em art of the pub…
Don’t want ‘em – get ‘em art of here
 
It could be winter, wind-chill minus four
But they’re running in and out and op’nin’ the door
Me foods gone frozen, and I’m gonna kick-off
Feral kids have no place in pubs
 
Get yer kids reight art of here
That’s all we really want – in the pub
 
When the working day is done
We dun’t need kids all ovver the pub
No kids, get ‘em art of the pub
 
Kids… don’t want ‘em – get art of the pub…
Don’t want ‘em – get ‘em art of here
 
They scream and tantrum, their volume’s not sparse
They dun’t want an iPad, just a boot up the arse
Bars dun’t need ball-pools - just good booze and grub
No kids, have no place in pubs - get yer kids reight art of here
 
That’s all we really want – to get drunk
When uz working day is done
We dun’t need kids all ovver the pub
No kids, get ‘em art of the pub
 
Kids… don’t want ‘em – get art of the pub…
Don’t want ‘em – get ‘em art of here
 
…That Wacky Warehouse just needs blowing-up
No kids, have no place in pubs
No kids, have no place in pubs

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from T'South 0 - Tarn 4 (2016), released May 11, 2016

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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