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Get Messy
(Lyrics: S.Doonican)

Hitting Tarn as sunlight’s dimming
And we’re only just beginning
Acting like God’s gift to women
And supping ‘til the room is spinning
 
Drink like rockstars, as we prop up the bar
Jar after jar, we can't take it too far
 
We’re quite content in the pub - we’ll sup and sup and we’ll sup
The bar-staff cannot keep up - "And I’m not drunk, I’m just merry"
We’re neckin’ real ale on tap - because the lager is crap
"It’s not a cob, it’s a bap!! And I’m not drunk, I’m just merry"
 
“Cos I’m not drunk, I’m just merry” x 4

You're gonna feel rough in the morning
When that hangover comes calling
And the realisation's dawning
That at work you'll feel appalling
 
Pint after pint - work up an appetite
We’ll down the lot, ‘til we’re left feeling shite
 
We’re all off darn to the club - we’ll sup and sup and we’ll sup
We’ll drop the bass like Daft Punk, "But I’m not drunk, I’m just tipsy"
We’re necking shot after shot – we’ll drink until we’ve forgot
I can’t remember a lot - "But I’m not drunk, I’m just tipsy"
 
But I’m not drunk I’m just tipsy x 4

Vocoded: We're up all neet to get… x 4

We're up all neet to get trollied 
We're up all neet to get bladdered
We're up all neet to get wasted
We're up all neet to get shitfaced
 
Oh God, it’s gonna get messy x 4

Wanna kebab... where's the chippy? x 4

You feel like hell, waking up in a cell
You went too far, peeing on that police-car
 
The morning isn't so great
When you have lost all your mates
They’ll say “You chuffin’ lightweight”
But now you're left feeling yucky
 
Hangover pounding your head
You look like the walking dead
You’ve thrown-up your garlic bread
And now you're left feeling yucky
 
And now you're left feeling yucky
And now you're left feeling yucky 
And now you're left feeling yucky
And now you're left feeling yucky
 
Your head's a shed, you feel yucky
Your head's a shed, you feel yucky
Your head's a shed, you feel yucky
Your head's a shed, you feel yucky
 
Oh God, it's gonna get messy....

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from 'Ave It : Bold As Brass (2017), released June 17, 2017

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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