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Alan:
It sounds New Age, but it’s all the rage
And they’re all free range (GOAT YOGA!)
Scott:
With their weirdy beards and their cloven hooves
All cute and hirsuite (GOAT YOGA!)
Alan:
If your inclined plane has become mundane,
A goat can entertain (GOAT YOGA!)
Scott:
For twenty quid find your third eyelid
And release your inner kid (GOAT YOGA!)

Scott:
I ain’t fraid of those goats
Alan:
I ain’t fraid of those goats

Alan: If your shoulder's locked.
Scott: Or your chakras blocked
Alan: It really can't be topped (GOAT YOGA!)

Alan: Wanna feel reborn?
Scott: Face a capricorn
Alan: Take life by the horns, with (GOAT YOGA!)

Alan: If you’ve had enough
Scott: And wanna to get buff
Alan: Join the Billy Goats Gruff at (GOAT YOGA!)

Alan: You won’t feel a prat, on your rubber mat
Scott: With all the goats and that (GOAT YOGA!)

Scott: I ain’t ‘fraid of those goats
Alan: There’s one that’s on me back
Scott: I ain’t ‘fraid of those goats
Scott & Alan: Cos goats will make you feel good!

Alan: Your downward dog won’t feel such a slog
Scott: Clear your mind from fog (GOAT YOGA!)

Alan: If one's on your back and its bowels are slack.
Scott: Shit can happen at (GOAT YOGA!)

Scott: If you've want a dose of them giddy goats, well…
You better call (GOAT YOGA!)

Alan: They’re hot to trot, so book yourself a slot
Just call (GOAT YOGA!)

Scott: Take the plunge - perfect your caprine lunge
Alan: Get down! (GOAT YOGA!)

Scott: Cat, Crow or Cow, upward plank or plough
Alan: Bring the goats on now (GOAT YOGA!)

Alan: All the girls and boys make a bleating noise
(GOAT YOGA!)

credits

from Rugh & Ryf (2022), released May 25, 2022
Scott: vocals, acoustic guitar, synth bass, omnichord OM-27, drum programming, tuned and untuned goats
Björn: mandolin, fiddle, tenor banjo
Alan: vocals, piano accordion

Written by Scott Doonican, Amanda White and Alan Doonican

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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