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God Only Knows
Lyrics: Scott Doonican

I know I'll always love you
You're up there with the stars above you
But something indeed is quite clear
That you're not a centipede, dear
So God only knows why you need all those shoes

I only own a single pair of Nike Air Max
And some Hush Puppies that match my stage slacks
But your wardrobe makes me quite cross
You've got more pairs of high heels than Imelda Marcos
God only knows why you need all those shoes

God only knows why you need all those shoes

Jimmy Choo, Prada, Gucchi
You've gora chuffin 'nuff of 'em to fill a marquee
And as well as footwear and gladrags
You've a metric tonne of matching handbags
God only knows why you need all those shoes 

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from Place Of Spades (2019), released June 30, 2019

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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