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I Can't Stand Him
(Lyrics: S.Doonican)

Gary Barlow get on your bike
Stop trying to pull the wool over the public's eyes 
With that super smug grin that shines from you
All that I do is pray you'll pay your taxes 
Along with Starbucks too

For all your millions and your OBE
Not a single thing you've done has done a thing for me
And through the years everything's changed but you 
And I've no idea how you're still standing 
But I'm gonna blame Lulu

Don't you know that I can't stand him – true to say I never did
"Back For Good" and "Let It Shine" or any of his other shit
I can't stand him after all his crimes
Ever since he formed Take That in 1989
I can't stand him yeah yeah yeah
I can't stand him yeah yeah yeah

There was a glimpse of hope in ‘96
It looked like your pop career had had its chips
But even Robbie Williams couldn't take you down
And by the time that you released 'The Circus' 
I hoped for Killer Clowns

Don't you know that I can't stand him - true to say I never did
"Patience" or "Relight My Fire" or any of that other shit
I can't stand him after all these crimes
And then he went and reformed Take That in 2005
I can't stand him yeah yeah yeah
I can't stand him yeah yeah yeah
 
Don't you know that I can't stand him - true to say I never did
As a judge on the X-Factor, I always though he was a tit
 I can't stand him after all his crimes
And now he’s left with Mark and Howard, can’t he call it time?
I can't stand him yeah yeah yeah
I can't stand him yeah yeah yeah
I can't stand him yeah yeah yeah
I can't stand him yeah yeah yeah

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from 'Ave It : Bold As Brass (2017), released June 17, 2017

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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