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I Fought The Lawn
(Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Amanda White)
 
Ar’ lass med me go and do the garden
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
She said “Just have some patience!”, but I’ve got none
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
 
So I’m stuck art in the garden and it looks reight bad
We’ve got mole hills the size of King Kong
Then I run ovver the wire,
Now the mower’s dead and gone
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
 
So she left me with the strimmer in the hot sun
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
It looks thinner than Yul Brynner now that I’ve done
I fought the lawn and the lawn, now we’ve got none
I fought the lawn and the lawn’s gone
 
I missed watchin’ t’telly and I’m reight dischuffed
‘cos she’ll ‘ave switched Nigella off
If she’s sat theer watchin' Ground Force…
It’s goin’ to kick off
‘cos I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
‘cos I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn… now the lawn’s gone!

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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