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I Predict A Riot
(Lyrics: S.Doonican)

Watching the policemen go lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through’t tarn is quite scary
It's not very sensible either
And now chavs are looting the poundshops
At the market they’ve stole all the pork chops
And Kipper’s chucking buns at the cop-shop
He’s not very sensible

Aah... La la la la la la
Aah... La la la la la la
I predict a riot - I predict a riot
I predict a riot - I predict a riot

There were birds feighting with their stillettos
Over things they had robbed from Netto
You would have thought that they’d have gone darn to’t’ Tescos
Yes - it looked like a scene from the Ghetto
Their looting had been pretty thorough
There were no 10 pence beans in the borough
And there’ll be panic buying tomorrow
It’s really quite typical

Aah... La la la la la la
Aah... La la la la la la
I predict a riot - I predict a riot
I predict a riot - I predict a riot
And if there's any stuff left in’t Tarn
Yer gonna hafta nail it darn - I predict a riot

Watching the looters go lairy
They're not pretty clever I tell thee
And in Greggs they’ve nicked all of the pasties
It's really quite criminal

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from 'EY UP! LET'S GO! (2012), released March 17, 2012

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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