If I Could Punch A Face​.​.​.

from by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

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If I Could Punch A Face…
(Lyrics: S.Doonican - Music: N.Diamond)

There’s a fever sweeping ‘cross the country now - It’s even worse than all the fans of Glee
He’s on every bloody cover, of every magazine - irritating normal folk like me
If I could punch a face… it’d be Justin Bieber’s - There’s not a trace of doubt in my mind
He’s a chuff - can’t stand Justin Bieber - Hope he gets fever or even hives

He’s only twelve and wrote his own biography (in crayon) - His face adorns the shelves of every shop (it’s sickening)
All the girls go crazy - he’s the prince of pop - but what will happen when his bollocks drop?
If I could punch a face… it’d be Justin Bieber’s - There’s not a trace of doubt in my mind
He’s an arse - I hate Justin Bieber - Singing “Baby-Oh”, like, a billion times

He’s got a stupid haircut, and his music’s crap - You couldn’t tire from giving him a slap
If I could punch a face… it’d be Justin Bieber’s - There’s not a trace of doubt in my mind
Switch his music off - destroy ‘Bieber Fever’ and poke Justin Bieber in the eye
If I could punch a face… it’d be Justin Bieber’s - Seek medical advice if you’ve got Bieber Fever
‘Cause it’s worse than clap!

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from The Dark Side Of The Tarn, released June 18, 2011
Scott Doonican: vocals and all instruments (except hammond organ and accordion)
Alan Doonican: accordion and rotary organ

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley Rock City in't north, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are determined to follow in their father's immortal footsteps. They naturally began to perform other famous people’s songs complete with lyrics about life in't North and to complete their squeaky-clean image, they became instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense.
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