Jump Ararnd

from The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican / 2008-2018 by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

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Jump Ararnd
Lyrics: Scott Doonican

Listen up, listen in, we’re ‘bart to begin
Well I came to sing, bugger me, what a sin
But dun’t git yer backs up, if we turn t’sarnd up
That’s how we roll, till the whole room just cracks up
Get up, stand up, come on, chuck yer hands up
When the crowd are reelin’, we mek ‘em hit the ceilin’
I dun’t wear a string vest, ‘not like I’m a hunk,
But I’ll eat a pork pie and then I’ll tek the crust home
Think it, thunk it, we ha’n’t gorra drum-kit
We’ve got more beats than seeds in a pumpkin
Dun’t be shocked, sure ‘nuff we wain’t stop,
‘cos we’ve got more hits than New Kids On t’Block

We came to get darn, we came to get darn
So get art ‘yer seats ‘n jump ararnd
Jump ararnd, jump ararnd, jump ararnd
Jump up, jump up and get darn.

Just serve me a pint of Acorn on draught
I’m nowt like a brush, ‘cos I’ve nivver bin daft
Well word to yer mother, I’m ‘ere wi’ me brothers
And I’ve got more rhymes than a cart-load of others
But just like a Bar-Steward Son I’ve returned
For anyone rocking but gently’s concerned
We rewrite lyrics for you to have fun
So if you’ve come to see us, hope you have some
Me rappin’ dun’t scan when I run art of breath
We wear tank-tops, so we dun’t catch us death
Yes we dress to kill, us hair it looks brill
We’re t’Bar-Steward Sons and we aim to thrill

We came to get darn, we came to get darn
So get art ‘yer seats ‘n jump ararnd
Jump ararnd, jump ararnd, jump ararnd
Jump up, jump up and get darn.

We’re the cream o’ t’crop, we rise to t’top
But we ain’t the kinda stuff
They stick on Top Of The Pops
But y’know we work greater than Mr Motivator
As a personal trainer for Mr Johnny Vegas
But we ain’t going out like no daft chuffs
You know we’ve got style, you know we’re the right stuff
We go art rarnd tarn, sup the pints darn
Fill up yer heead until you wek up
Like t’Dawn of the Deead
We’re coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spittin’ art lyrics… Westwood, we’ve bet ya!

We came to get darn, we came to get darn
So get art ‘yer seats ‘n jump ararnd
Jump ararnd, jump ararnd, jump ararnd
Jump up, jump up and get darn.

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from The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican / 2008-2018, released May 27, 2018

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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