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Lyrics Bar-Stewardized by Scott Doonican
Music written by Noddy Holder & Jim Lea
Produced by Maartin Allcock in 2016

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Have you sold the NHS to all your mates
Overtaxed the poor and axed their interest rates
Have you lined all of your pockets
Put a tonne in a Swiss bank
While the whole thing stinks just like a septic tank

So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's looking glum
Where is our future now? You've sold it to your chums

While you're waiting for the families to starve
Are you trying to cut that deficit in half?
While me granny's sat theer freezin'
Her fuel allowance has been axed
You'll be sat in your huge house, warm and relaxed

So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's had enough
There is no future now, like turkeys, we've been stuffed

What would old Maggie do
Probably snatch the milk left out for Santa Claus ahaaaaa haaa

There's no hanging up a stocking on your wall
When your Christmas Dinner comes from a food-hall
While they're frackin' on hillside
There are millions unemployed
While the poor stay poor, the rich stay overjoyed

So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's looking glum
Where is our future now? You've sold it to your chums

So now your Christmas is cancelled
Cos the there's no-one having fun
Look to the future now… they've only just begun

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released November 29, 2019
Scott Doonican - vocals, acoustic guitar
Bjorn Doonicansson - banjo, bouzouki, mandolin
Alan Doonican - piano, accordion
Maartin Allcock - bass, percussion

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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