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Mixed-Up Bins
Lyrics: Bjorn Doonicansson / Scott Doonican / Amanda White
 
Each Wednesday neet at half past eight
I get me’sen in a reight state
And there’s no room for mistakes
I’ve sorted paper, card and glass
The plastic, household waste and grass
I hate these colourful routines…
Mixed up, mixed up, mixed up…
Mixed up bins   -   Mixed up bins

I can’t believe it, but its true - I put out brown instead of blue
Can’t stand the brutal bin regime - and its overflowing too…
 
Mixed up bins…  I have to look right darn our road
To see who’s managed to decode 
The council’s calendar bestowed
I saw Old Alfred’s two doors down
He’s feeling confident with brown
And he’s never let me down
‘Til now, ‘til now, with his…
Mixed up bins  - Mixed up bins
 
A few too many jars last night - wok up just not feeling right
They all end up in the same place - Tek it please, its full of shite!
IT’S A BIN! TEK ME BIN!
 
Will the missus forgive me?      
I cocked it up, yeah I blew it
But this isn’t the third week      
It’s the fourth… I’m in deep shit
She’ll say that she told me        
And that I never listen
So I blame it on old Alfred
And she’ll never know
‘cos she was fast asleep in bed
 
So now I feel like such a clown
The laughing stock of Barnsley Town
‘Ar lass won’t let me live it down
Our brown bin’s left by the roadside
With all its contents still inside
Recycling’s over-glorified
Sod off, sod off, sod off
With yer bins - all those bins

A rubbish fate, I can’t rewind - it’s hardly chuffing Mastermind
If truth be told I feel resigned to acting like I’m colourblind
I can’t win, with these bins
All these mixed up bins
Mixed up bins

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from T'South 0 - Tarn 4 (2016), released May 11, 2016

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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