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Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Amanda White

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Mr. Soundman, don’t have a fit
You have the power to make us sound shit
We’ll thank you when the show is over
Or at least we will if we are sober
Mr Soundman, please don’t get stressed
Our soundcheck isn’t an intelligence test
Just show us that wonder stuff
Mr. Soundman, don’t be a chuff

Mr Soundman, let’s reconvene
I need more monitor for my tambourine
Ten DI’s and six miles of cable
And less accordion when you are able
Mr Soundman, don’t misbehave
My vocals sound just like I am in a cave
And please turn off that smoke machine
Where’s me band gone, they can’t be seen

Mr Soundman, don’t make us sound crap
Although we’re comedy we’re not Spinal Tap
And don’t get angry when Andy comes late
That’s no excuse to take an early lunch break
Mr Soundman, don’t make us sound shite
Just work yer magic, it’ll turn art alright
Make it sound great out the front
Mr Soundman, don’t be a wazzock

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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