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Road To Somewheer
Lyrics: Scott Doonican
 
Well we know wheer we were goin’,
But we don’t know wheer we’ve bin
‘cos I followed me Sat-Nav,
Then we lost the M18
‘Ar lass has no sense of direction,
So she dun’t know wheer to next
And our future’s uncertain,
Whilst the Tom-Tom redirects

We’re on a road to somewhere,
But me Sat-Nav is shite
Tekkin’ a ride to somewheer,
But nowheer that’s right
We’re on the way to the gig…
‘Ey up! Let’s go!
But this bloody thing has got a mind of its own,
Dun’t you know

We’re on a road to somewhere
But me Tom-Tom is crap
Tekkin’ a drive to somewhere,
That’s clearly not on me map
I wa’ feelin’ alreight this mornin’
Till I got stuck
In a farmer’s field full of cows
With a bull eyeing me up, just me luck
 
We’re on a road to somewhere

It allus tells you what to do,
But it hasn’t got a clue
I tell thee it’s not right, tell thee it’s not right
Smug bloody voice that’s too polite:
“On the left tek the first right”
I tell thee it’s not right, tell thee it’s not right
 
Lost in Lundwood, not by choice,
Put me faith in Yoda’s voice
I tell thee it’s not right, tell thee it’s not right
 
Gonna need somewhere to stay,
‘cos I’m chuffin’ miles away
I tell thee it’s not right, tell thee it’s not right
 
And I’m hanging off a cliff,
Directions clear as hieroglyphs
I tell thee it’s not right, tell thee it’s not right
 
We’re on a road to somewheer

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from Talk Of The Tarn (2014), released May 25, 2014

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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