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Sat'day Neet's Alreight For Feightin'

from 'EY UP! LET'S GO! (2012) by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

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Sat’day Neet’s Alreight For Feighting
(Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Bernie Taupin)
 
I’m looking flash ‘cos we’re art on the lash
Mother tell me when the lads get here
It’s quarter past seven and I’m off to get leathered
Gonna get a belly full o’ beer
We’re gonna get drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And the Tarn’s gonna know we’re theer
All the lasses look like brutes in their furry Ugg boots
And their legs going up to their ears
 
Dun’t give us none of your aggravation
We’ve had it with your discipline
Sat’day neet’s alreight for feighting, so gerra a little action in
I’m getting abart as oiled as a diesel train
So get thissen another snake bite
‘cos Sat’day neet’s the neet I like
Yeah Sat’day neet’s alreight, alreight, alreight
 
Well it’s looking pretty packed in t’Tarn toneet
I'm looking for a lass who’ll see me reight
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a pint or two and shart art “She’s with me!”
A couple of the things that I really like
Are little bit o’ totty and a nice smooth pint
I’m a Bar-Steward hero of the drinking class
And me best mate’s getting’ darn another lager glass
 
Dun't give us none of your aggravation
We’ve had it with your discipline
Sat’day neet’s alreight for feighting, so gerra a little action in
I’m getting abart as oiled as a diesel train
So get thissen another snake bite
‘cos Sat’day neet’s the neet I like
Yeah Sat’day neet’s alreight, alreight, alreight
 
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday neet’s alreight

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from 'EY UP! LET'S GO! (2012), released March 17, 2012

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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