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Sean Bean
Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Amanda White
 
Sean Bean, Sean Bean; a Yorkshire bloke in every scene
Sean Bean, allus stubbly, tough and mean
But you can bet your life, he’s sure die
When you see him on the silver screen
 
He’s been flogged, hung, maimed and shot in the face
Even had his arms pulled off
Sean Bean, chased by cows off a ravine
Yes you can bet your life, he’s sure to die
When you see him on the silver screen
 
He’s had more run-ins with the old Grim Reaper
Than he’s had hot meals
Playing parts like Major Sharpe, Boromir and Ned Stark
But he allus chuffin’ pegs it somehow in the final reel
 
Sean Bean, Sean Bean; funerals he’s had umpteen
Sean Bean, packing deaths in like sardines
Like Spinal Tap’s drummer, he’s sure to be a goner
From the second that he walks on t’screen
 
Watching Sean Bean, up on the screen
Feighting orcs in Lord Of The Rings
Til one with a longbow, shot him in slow-mo
Now he’s pushing up the daisies
With an arrow in his spleen
 
Sean Bean, Sean Bean; not a single Oscar to be seen
Sean Bean, Sean Bean, which I think is kind of mean
He dun’t know how to act, but he knows how to die
Bye-bye

There is no chance he’ll live, he was just born to die
Bye-bye
 
There is no chance he’ll live… just born to die
There is no chance he’ll live… just born to die
There is no chance he’ll live… just born to die
There is no chance he’ll live… just born to die
Bye-bye

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from Talk Of The Tarn (2014), released May 25, 2014

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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