Sing

from Place Of Spades (2019) by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

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Sing
Lyrics: Scott Doonican

There's a singer that I'm sure you'll remember
He can't stand losing his hair
With every breath he takes
He used to be a teacher
And he's even done his bit for the rainforests
And he's into tantric sex
'Cos he likes to keep his clothes on on the job
And his name is STING

There's an emperor
That I'm sure you'll remember
He's mean and he's bald as an egg
With a goatee beard
He is the arch-nemesis
Of the hero Flash Gordon
And he wants to destroy
The Earth cos he's bored
And the clothes he wears are weird
And his name is MING

There's a crooner
That I'm sure you'll remember
He likes to smoke a pipe by the fire
With his slippers on
I'm sure that he's dreaming
Of a lovely White Christmas
And he was on The Road
Along with Bob Hope and Dorothy Lamour
And his name is BING

There's a little handy fellow
That I'm sure you'll remember
He was the pet in a box
Living with the Addams Fam'ly mob
He lived with Morticia-Gomez-Pugsley
Wednesday-and Uncle Fester
Who could power-up
A dirty great 100watt bulb
Just by sticking it in his gob
And his name was THING

Theres a singer
Who all the world will remember
He is ethical vegan
So he only eats his own hen's eggs
He used to be a Beatle
Along with John, George and Ringo
And he's buying Heather Mills
A plane for Christmas
So she can shave her other leg
And he was in WINGS
Paul McCartney and WINGS WINGS WINGS

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from Place Of Spades (2019), released June 30, 2019

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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