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The Cockwombling Song
(Lyrics: S.Doonican)

When life isn't fine, or you've had a bad day
Or you're feeling quite dejected, or you're filled with dismay
Once you hear these words of wisdom, you'll be feeling okay...
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember, remember (member-member)
 
Kanye West is a Cockwomble (Kanye West is a Cockwomble)
Kanye West is a Cockwomble (Kanye West is a Cockwomble)
Kanye West is a Cockwomble (Kanye West is a Cockwomble)
Kanye West is a Cockwomble (Kanye West is a Cockwomble)
Just remember-member-member what an absolute Cockwomble he is
 
When things have got you down, and you are far from okay
And you need an instant pick me up, then all I can say
Is at least you’re not a racist with an awful toupee
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember, remember (member-member)
 
Donald Trump is a Cockwomble (Trump is a Cockwomble)
Donald Trump is a Cockwomble (Trump is a Cockwomble)
Donald Trump is a Cockwomble (Trump is a Cockwomble)
Donald Trump is a Cockwomble (Trump is a Cockwomble)
Just remember-member-member what an absolute Cockwomble he is
 
When you listen to the radio, and it all sounds the same
There’s a hundred million wannabes, all hunting for fame
But there really is just one bloke that’s truly to blame
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember, remember (member-member)
 
Simon Cowell is a Cockwomble (Cowell is a Cockwomble)
Simon Cowell is a Cockwomble (Cowell is a Cockwomble)
Simon Cowell is a Cockwomble (Cowell is a Cockwomble)
Simon Cowell is a Cockwomble (Cowell is a Cockwomble)
Just remember-member-member what an absolute Cockwomble he is
 
Gordon Ramsey’s a Cockwomble (Ramsey’s a Cockwomble!)
Michael Gove is a Cockwomble (Gove is a Cockwomble!)
Geldof’s a Cockwomble (Geldof’s a Cockwomble!)
Jeremy Kyle is a Cockwomble (Kyle is a Cockwomble)
Just remember-member-member there’s a hundred more Cockwombles…
Jeremy Clarkson’s a Cockwomble (Clarkson’s a Cockwomble!)
Katie Price is a Cockwomble (Jordan’s a Cockwomble)
Piers Morgan’s a Cockwomble (Morgan’s a Cockwomble)
And Katie Hopkins is an arsehole (Hopkins is an arsehole)
Just remember-member-member there’s 1000 more Cockwombles out there

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from 'Ave It : Bold As Brass (2017), released June 17, 2017

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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