You Give Tarn A Bad Name

from The Dark Side Of The Tarn (2011) by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

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You Give Tarn A Bad Name
(Lyrics: S.Doonican)

A baseball cap is what you wear - You think you’ve got style but there’s clearly none there
Chains of bling, star of CCTV - You should be in prison but you’re walkin’ free
Woah - With all the drugs that you sell
Woah - You’ve been on Neighbours From Hell… Electronic’ly tagged with a curfew as well

From Jump to Locke Park - it’s such a shame - Chavs give Tarn bad name
You give them an ASBO - they think it’s fame - You give Tarn a bad name

You Burberry hoodies, hide your faces away - To stop you from starring on Crimewatch UK
Wearing cheap nylon sportswear - Just a quick sudden move and the whole National Grid could be powered by you
Woah - Your DNA’s on police file
Woah - You've been on Jeremy Kyle… Your mother’s your sister - only known for a while

From Pilley to Wuz’bro - it’s such a shame - Chavs give Tarn a bad name
You claim that that pit-bull is perfectly tame - But you give Tarn a bad name

All through the borough - it’s such a shame - Chavs give Tarn bad name
Stop acting like Westwood ‘cause he’s just as lame - You give Tarn a bad name
From Hoyland to Kendray - it’s such a shame - Chavs give Tarn a bad name
You can act like you’ve done nowt, but you’re alluz blame - You give Tarn a bad name

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from The Dark Side Of The Tarn (2011), released June 18, 2011

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more