Name: You're So Vain (Original Demo)
Duration: P00H03M47S
Description: Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Bjorn Doonicansson

You're So Vain (Original Demo)

from The Tarn Machine (2015) [includes video-stream access to the album performed live] by The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

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Lyrics: Scott Doonican / Bjorn Doonicansson

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You walked into the party like everyone’s worst nightmare
Like a fart inside a spacesuit
You were clearly unwelcome there
You were showing off your extension rod
And it’s telescopic end
And all the girls thought that you were a muppet
Wondering where they could shove it, cos...

You’re so vain - You had to bring your chuffing selfie stick with you
You’re a pain
I wouldn’t tire from using it just to clout you, clout you, clout you

There have been times when I’ve told myself that maybe you’re just naive
But with your iphone 6 and yer selfie stick
Sending pictures I don’t want to receive
The times I’ve drove myself to drink, to block out what I saw
You sat on the lav, showing off your new phone-case
Pulling a duckface

You’re so vain - and your toilet selfie doesn’t become you
You’re a pain
No-one wants to see your intimate tattoo, just think it through

…Throwback Thursday arrives and you’re far from embarrassed
Of your snap with Rolf Harris, and…

You’re so vain - You had to bring a bloody selfie stick with you
My disdain
Is something I saved specially for you, and your phone too

When I heard your auntie Ethel died, I was saddened to the core
Our hearts were with your family, she was a lady who was adored
Stood solemnly at the funeral, but clearly you couldn’t wait
There with the corpse and a friend of the vicar
Clicking your clicker

You’re insane - even with a hashtag it’s far from touching
You’re deranged
You’ve a face I’d never tire from punching, punching, punching
You’re so vain
You had to bring your chuffing selfie stick with you
You’re a pain
I wouldn’t tire from using it just to clout you, clout you, clout you

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from The Tarn Machine (2015) [includes video-stream access to the album performed live], released June 1, 2015

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Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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