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Jump Ararnd
(Lyrics: Scott Doonican)

Listen up, listen in, we’re ‘bart to begin - Well I came to sing, bugger me, what a sin
But dun’t git yer backs up, if we turn t’ sarnd up - That’s how we roll, till the whole room just cracks up
Get up, stand up, come on, chuck yer hands up - When the crowd are reelin’, we mek ‘em hit the ceilin’
I dun’t wear a string vest, ‘not like I’m a hunk, but I’ll eat a pork pie and then I’ll tek the crust home
Think it, thunk it, we ha’n’t gorra drum-kit - we’ve got more beats than seeds in a pumpkin
Don’t be shocked - sure ‘nuff we wain’t stop, coz we’ve got more hits than New Kids On’t Block

We came to get darn - We came to get darn - So get art ‘yer seats ‘n jump ararnd
Jump ararnd - Jump ararnd - Jump ararnd - Jump up jump up and get darn.

Just serve me a pint of Acorn on draught - I’m nowt like a brush, cuz I’ve nivver bin daft
Well word to yer mother, I’m ‘ere wi’ me brothers - I’ve got more rhymes than a cart-load of others
But just like a Bar-Steward Son I’ve returned, for anyone rocking but gently’s concerned
We rewrite lyrics for you to have fun - so if you’ve come to see us, hope you have some
Me rappin’ dun’t scan when I run art of breath - We wear tank-tops, so we dun’t catch uz death
Yes we dress to kill, uz hair it looks brill - we’re t’Bar-Steward Sons and we aim to thrill

We’re the cream o’t’ crop, we rise to’t’ top, but we ain’t the kinda stuff they put on Top Of The Pops
But y’know we work greater than Mr Motivator, as a personal trainer for Mr Johnny Vegas
But we ain’t going out like no daft chuffs - You know we’ve got style, you know we’re the right stuff
We go art rarnd tarn, sup the pints darn - fill up yer heead until you wek up like t’Dawn of the Deead
We’re coming to get ya, coming to get ya - Spittin’ art lyrics… Westwood, we’ve bet ya!

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from 'EY UP! LET'S GO! (2012), released March 17, 2012

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The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican UK

Hailing from Barnsley, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are Britain's hardest working comedy band. Having played over 1,100 anarchic live shows to date, they are instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish dress-sense. The have been critically acclaimed to be the UK festival scene's undisputed Kings of Parody. ... more

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